EXT. THE EDEN PROJECT, CORNWALL - AFTERNOON Down to earth doctor SIR FRED PARKER is arguing with intuitive housekeeper PROF MARION KHAN. FRED tries to hug MARION but she shakes him off. FRED Please Marion, don't leave me. MARION I'm sorry …

Raymond Bogtrotter had always loved damp Sydney with its ordinary, open oceans. It was a place where he felt delighted. He was a predatory, loving, port drinker with moist fingernails and spiky arms. His friends saw him as a determined, de…

INT. TATE MODERN, ST IVES - AFTERNOON Intelligent police officer LADY CATHERINE SMITH is arguing with noble lawyer LADY ELIZABETH PARKER. CATHERINE tries to hug ELIZABETH but she shakes her off. CATHERINE Please Elizabeth, don't leave me. …

INT. TATE MODERN, ST IVES - AFTERNOON Thoughtful hairdresser DCI JOSH RUSSELL is arguing with delightful hairdresser LADY DORIS GREENWAY. JOSH tries to hug DORIS but she shakes him off. JOSH Please Doris, don't leave me. DORIS I'm sorry Jo…

Daring actor SIR JACK BARLOW is arguing with admirable hairdresser PROF GEORGINA JONES. JACK tries to hug GEORGINA but she shakes him off. JACK Please Georgina, don't leave me. GEORGINA I'm sorry Jack, but I'm looking for somebody a bit mo…

Caring hairdresser DR ALICE WILSON is arguing with sweet fishmonger LORD GREGORY RAYMOND. ALICE tries to hug GREGORY but he shakes her off. ALICE Please Gregory, don't leave me. GREGORY I'm sorry Alice, but I'm looking for somebody a bit m…

Harry Doop looked at the damp piano in his hands and felt active. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cosy surroundings. He had always loved magical Bangkok with its proud, purple parks. It was a place that encouraged his ten…

Mathias Ball was thinking about Phil Ferguson again. Phil was a mean god with feathery legs and fat eyes. Mathias walked over to the window and reflected on his sleepy surroundings. He had always loved damp Glasgow with its empty, expensiv…

Sally Williams had always loved creepy Amsterdam with its rapid, rabblesnatching rivers. It was a place where she felt healthy. She was a vile, greedy, brandy drinker with slimy warts and ample toes. Her friends saw her as a grieving, gent…

INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM, LONDON - AFTERNOON Special nurse PROF CAMERON COX is arguing with charming nurse DCI MARY DOOP. CAMERON tries to hug MARY but she shakes him off. CAMERON Please Mary, don't leave me. MARY I'm sorry Cameron, bu…

Two Admirable Uncles Shouting to the Beat Annabelle Willis was thinking about Hannah Walker again. Hannah was a modest queen with scrawny abs and skinny arms. Annabelle walked over to the window and reflected on her old-fashioned surroundi…

Christiana Barlow was thinking about Harold Fish again. Harold was a creepy rover with pink eyelashes and spiky eyebrows. Christiana walked over to the window and reflected on her rural surroundings. She had always loved grand Camborne wit…

Sophia Olsson had always loved dirty Paris with its bitter, breakable beaches. It was a place where she felt lonely. She was a hilarious, helpful, cocoa drinker with greasy toenails and dirty elbows. Her friends saw her as a weary, witty w…

Morwenna Smith looked at the cursed kettle in her hands and felt confident. She walked over to the window and reflected on her old-fashioned surroundings. She had always loved quiet Shanghai with its open, odd oceans. It was a place that e…

Rachel Platt looked at the silver teapot in her hands and felt delighted. She walked over to the window and reflected on her dirty surroundings. She had always loved chilly Moscow with its jealous, jittery jungle. It was a place that encou…

Thoughtful computer programmer MISS KIMBERLY WILSON is arguing with remarkable psychiatrist MISS KATY ROCKATANSKY. KIMBERLY tries to hug KATY but she shakes her off. KIMBERLY Please Katy, don't leave me. KATY I'm sorry Kimberly, but I'm lo…

Loving shopkeeper MS FLORA GODFREY is arguing with special shopkeeper DR MATHIAS THORNTON. FLORA tries to hug MATHIAS but he shakes her off. FLORA Please Mathias, don't leave me. MATHIAS I'm sorry Flora, but I'm looking for somebody a bit …

Noble doctor MISS MAY SPARKLE is arguing with grateful homemaker SIR CUTHBERT PARKER. MAY tries to hug CUTHBERT but he shakes her off. MAY Please Cuthbert, don't leave me. CUTHBERT I'm sorry May, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more bra…